A Dog's Life

Thursday, July 26, 2007

rescue me

Listen! I'm a good dog. Really I am. I don't pee or poop in the house. I DO sleep on the couch. I AM big. But, if you are looking for a big couch potato, I'm your dog.

My family brought me home a puppy just after Winter Solstice. Yeah, I'm a Pagan dog. Well, this puppy! She wants to play! With ME! And she wants to chew on ME! AND THEN my family decided I was too fat. 135 pounds is not fat when you are big boned! So, they put me on a diet. They make me walk! I need a new home. Preferably one where I am the only dog and you feed me all the time and NO WALKS.